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i've been a fan of the beastie boys since i was a kid, but only recently did i listen to their complete discography, which i thoroughly enjoyed. a stellar combination of biting humor and the deffest beats, the beastie boys' music is unique and unlike anything else. though they were typecasted as a frat band in the mid '80s, they quickly proved there was more to them with the release of their fantastic sophomore album paul's boutique, produced by the dust brothers. since then, they have gone down in history as one of the greatest and most influential rap rock groups. their music isn't dated and can be enjoyed by anyone!

best verses
my personal favorite bits from their songs :-)
mca people come up to me, and they try to talk shit, man
i was makin' records when you were suckin' your mother's DICK
mike d. you got the boomin' system, but it's sloshing out doo-doo
you think it's chocolate milk, but it's watered down yoo-hoo
king ad-rock we be gettin' stupid in your area, causin' all kinds of hysteria
my beats is sick like malaria, but don't worry i'll take care of ya
mca roses are red, the sky is blue
i got my barrel at'cha neck so what the fuck you gonna do?
mike d. you say "hey mike d." and i say "mic deez nuts"



i'm going to add more at some point. these are just the first few that come to mind lol

hello nasty font hehe