favorite characters

i have a mental illness. it's called being attracted to men
"i don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gangbang!"

adam stanheight
"my uncle's cancer took his stomach, but the divorce took his mind."

doug davis
"words are worth a thousand words, too."

"you're a dead head! a noBODY!"

herbert west
"i'm sure i speak for everyone here when i say how grateful we are to be a part of your... promotional DVD."

lawrence gordon
"howdy. i'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. hope you don't mind none."